where they can consult video tape and engage in some 1 on 1. They quickly retreat to the privacy of a secluded soundproof conference room. "Meanwhile, back at the Bat Cave, the "Ambiguously Gay Duo" arrive on the scene, and offer to combine their. This guy hacked into the normal Batmans bat-cave in less than a second MANUALLY. only to be greeted by the sound of a pre-recorded countdown timer: "5. "Brad: "They're on to us ! Quick - sabotage everything with delay charges, and I'll set the transporter."They finish making their escape in short order, just before a horde of tentacled monica aliens in in blue dresses burst through the door. It's probably for the best anyway - he's always been a little mixed up about certain things."Larry dictates some neural directive overlays to the computer:(a) LARRY: "Aversion to OT discussions" -> COMPUTER: "disabled"(b) LARRY: "Spurious posting compulsion" -> COMPUTER: "disabled"(c) LARRY: "Renewed Loyalty to Seti crunching" -> COMPUTER: "enabled"(d) LARRY: "Commitment to -> COMPUTER: "overridden"(e) LARRY: "PAC Affiliation" -> COMPUTER: "reset to right-wing republican conservative"(f) LARRY: "ARS Posting Status" -> COMPUTER: "permanently reset to 'Smack-Fu (1)'"(g) LARRY: "Always defers respectfully to. I'm gonna have to manually replace/repair some of the neural pathways. Five (5) Hansers dissappear, and then a single integrated Hanser reappears in their place on transporter pad 6.Larry approaches Hanser, applies a neo-cortex stimulator, and scans him for brain damage.
From Saturday Night Live, the Ambiguously Gay Duo fight for justice and use laser. and then the corresponding DNA molecules are folded together into a vaguely coehesive whole. Beer Opener Humble Abode My Dream Home Kitchen Wall Homey Man Cave. Brad activates the modified transporter first: on each of 5 of the 6 vacant transporter pads, a different Hanser materializes, drawn from different parts of this sordid storyline: (1) The original hanser alterego that somehow (don't ask me) got sent as a sex slave to Vulcan, (2) The Frankenhanser from the Atlantis laboratory way back in the age of acquarius, (3) The evil_anser_clone, (4) The AntiHanser clone, and (5) various spare parts that have been scattered about and left dangling in various neglected sub-plots.Larry activates the DC hybrid program: the various separate Hanser patterns are scanned for genetic codes, spikes, pulses, triplets, and gaussians that match. Hours pass, until finally the task is complete.
Brad, meanwhile, is installing a set of pattern enhancers, a Heisenberg compensator, a vulcan "cross-circuit-to-B" switch, and an Andorian left-handed smoke shifter into the cargo transporter.
AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO CAVE PLUS
combining the peerless pattern recognition logic and reliability of (doh !) with the cutting edge protein folding logic of plus some proprietary routines for cryptographic deconstruction and packet compression. Larry, for instance, is compiling together a patchwork program from various segments of several different DC client platforms.
(meanwhile, back on the ARS Station)A small revolt against the unholy alliance between the dark-side DC cheaters and the Monica aliens is in progress.
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